Stupid Vending Machine
Ugh! For the first time in forever I used a vending machine today. Normally these devices don’t hold anything that tantalizes me, but on my way to a math test I spotted a bag of M&M’s that looked delicious. So I whip out a dollar and am amazed when it is taken the first time since every time I can remember using the mechanism it always spits my money back out and I feel like I have to force feed it the cash. My mouth already watering I hit E6 and prepare for chocolatey delight (In case you can’t tell I haven’t had any chocolate since I started college). Then THIS happens…. WHY?!?!?! Rawr!
That’s just WRONG! On top of not giving me my candy it also jipped me 10 cents by only giving me a nickel in change. Well, of course, I now only want the sweet more than ever. Glancing left to right to ensure that no one is within visual range I smack the machine angrily. After repeating these actions several times this story came to my mind about a machine tipping over and squashing a person, needless to say I stopped abusing the machine and gently feed it another dollar. Thankfully this time I get two bags of M&M’s. Then the vendor steals another dime from my change……… 
-JD
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